Welcome to a recurring Hotsauce feature that I plan on throwing in there when I’m too lazy to write about anything truly substantial.
You Know When….
…people put exotic and foreign music on their iPods and make you listen to it, just so they seem more sophisticated? Yeah, that’s annoying
…you download a song with some ridiculous promotional shout-out in it, and then get upset when you hear the real version and some jack-ass DJ isn’t screaming at you to buy his other 46 albums put out that year*
…the NHL season begins, and no one cares? Maybe its just me
…a friends dog licks your entire face and they think its cute, and you just want to punch the dog in its doggy face?
…the first winter chill strikes and people begin to match winter clothing with leftover fall clothing and its hideous. Like big feather down jacket with a t-shirt and skinny jeans hideous…
…when the city in which you live has a dearth of properly equipped public schools, yet they find the money, time and organization to erect their Christmas tree?
…when they put up that sh*tty tree with lights only at the bottom and the very top, a top with is also adorned with a star?
…when they put that piece of sh*t tree up before Halloween, for no reason at all?
…you hear about an assassination/massacre plot and all you can think about is if you could take this guy in a fight..
...you guys suck...
…people recommend music to listen to, and you inevitably don’t but feel guilty. I have watched countless internet videos and listened to entire albums out of guilt. It’s sad really.
…you have a job for a while or anything that force you to wake up at the same time every morning, and you get into a routine of television/radio personalities? They become like family, and you want to learn more about them. The stalking begins innocently…
…just kidding?
…people try and carry on conversations with you at the gym, while your in the middle of exercising, and the best you can do is a head nod because you’re so horribly out of breath, that any response would be a steady stream of air-blown spit? Those people are rude.
*This is disproportionately popular in hip-hop
